February 2012
textposter:
I’m actually so ugly that its offensive and I feel like apologizing to other people
Things will get better. :)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
I dreamt of you last night and nearly woke up crying.
prisencolinensinainciusol:
how is armie hammer real and where can i find him
for sex
i want to have sex with armie hammer
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
sitting on google maps and drinking a fresca. when did 1:30 happen?
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like don’t remind me that kurt and blaine can’t get married when rachel and finn can. cause i’ll just start sobbing all over everything.
snookidoughicecream:
it is a common fact that 100% of people will stop liking me once they get to know me
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Tumblr poll:
Should I dye my hair blonde tomorrow?
And if not blonde, what color?
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
prisencolinensinainciusol replied to your post: prisencolinensinainciusol replied to your photo:…
Booo. I rarely go because it’s expensive and there’s a great local place right by my house, but I love me some Caribou
I lived in Minnesota for like, 4 months? And it’s all I heard about. I guess I’m just a Starbucks snob. But local places are definitely the way to go.
Sometimes I think about Victory Records and I just laugh.
prisencolinensinainciusol replied to your photo: I’m going through my Photo Booth pictures and…
1: your face is adorable, 2: Caribou is the shit
1. Hahaha, thank you. 2. Noo.
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Hey remember that time I finished high school and I was so excited because I thought all of the stupid ass drama that I had to deal with was going to be over.
Lol well fuck you too, life.
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The Naked and Famous, Now, Now, The Rocket Summer, and The Maine.
All have concerts before summer starts. <3 Life is good.
Teaching my cousin how to hide her camera when she goes to concerts.
I’m like a proud mother.
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fagjars:
i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
I’m over men.
richwhitelesbian:
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans